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Friday, March 1, 2013
Kerry's Syndrome
KERRY'S DISEASE; SYMPTOMS, SIGNS, INCURABILITY?
WHAT IS KERRY'S DISEASE OR SYNDROME?
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?
WHAT ARE THE CLINICAL SIGNS?
WHY IS IT INCURABLE?
WHAT KIND OF PERSON IS MOST LIKELY TO BE INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE?
WHY DO ALL NEW ENGLANDERS LOOK ALIKE?
All these questions, and more, will be answered in the discussion below. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Failure to pay close attention can lead to contracting Kerry's Disease.
One of the tell-tale signs of Kerry's Disease is a contraction in the
face called "Goofy-Look". Here, the U.S. Secretary of State
demonstrates the clinical signs so important to its diagnosis.
John Kerry himself is no slouch when it comes to anomalies. He claims to have a B.A. in political science from Yale (GWB's alma mater), yet, he demonstrates consistent mutton-headedness in all matters political. And, he also claims he did two tours of duty in Vietnam as a naval officer - the second being in a swift boat in the Mekong Delta where, myth has it, he single-handedly saved the life of a wounded S.F. operative by pulling him out of danger amidst a fusillade of lead unleashed by those pesky Viet Cong. Patriot!! Sounds good for a run for office, right? But, it was puzzling how during the elections of 2004, Mr. Kerry did nothing to rebut accusations of fraud and fabrication by other swift boat veterans leaving many people with the impression his entire career in Vietnam was invented by Danny the Syrian. Leaving aside the Bronze and Silver Stars and the Combat V ("v" is for venal) he received for being the son of a wealthy, white, Catholic career foreign service officer, his three Purple Hearts had his supporters wondering if his injuries could have been treated with a tube of Unguentine and a bandage. At least Senator Bob Dole had an amputated arm to show for his military service - Mr. Kerry could only show us his patented jowly beagle frown
After losing the 2004 elections in a degrading defeat at the hands of an alcoholic, draft-dodging, inarticulate louse like George W. Bush, one would have to assume Mr. Kerry would just get out of everyone's hair and go back to a life of skiing and dilettantishness at his Idaho chateau....Not so lucky....Enter War Criminal Obama.
Not satisfied with the reprehensible record established by Mrs Clinton as Secretary of State, President Obama, looked around for the next best loser to appoint. Mrs. Clinton, who racked up more frequent flier miles while counting clouds and her husband's philanderings through the airplane window (remember she won SyrPer's 2012 Imelda Marcos Award!), would be a hard act to follow for someone as poorly designed for strategic thinking as Mr. Kerry. Our sources report Mr. Kerry has vowed to outstrip Mrs. Clinton's record for frequent flier miles but he promised he would not run for president in 2016.
Now he has announced his intent to give greater assistance in overthrowing the government of a sovereign nation in violation of every international law relevant to war crimes and crimes against humanity. Oh, he thinks he's so clever with the talk about "non-lethal" aid and all that other palaver. But everyone knows that he will look aside at Saudi Arabia's, Qatar's and Turkey's arming of the criminal terrorists in Al-Qaeda and the FSA while his so very smart "experts" teach the rodents how to use the weapons in training camps run by his American factotums in Jordan and Turkey. So, then, what is Kerry's Disease?
We asked Dr. Bruno Mussendenhier of the Freitag University School of Medicine and Aberrant Sciences about the signs and symptoms. Dr. Mussendenhier listed the following signs:
"The first is a look of confusion, bewilderment, really, accompanied by a dropping of the jaw and raising of both eyebrows when faced with a difficult question about people he views as inferior - people he was born to ignore.
The second is marriage to an older woman with great wealth - a woman capable of anything to advance her husband's career including changing her last name for a few months and joining a political party she finds abhorrent.
The third is concocting a fantasy built upon heroic accomplishments for the sake of flag and country. The syndrome really comes into full bloom the moment the patient is asked to explain the heroic acts and where they took place.
The fourth is corollary to the third: the patient accepts the fact that nobody believes him and goes on as though nothing happened.
The fifth is the sociopathology of the disease. The patient doesn't really care about any one's views of him because, in his mind, he is wealthy and beyond reproach. The patient practices betrayal and accepts it indifferently."
"What about the symptoms, Doctor.?"
"Oh, the patient will feel that superiority, of course, but often expresses an interest in how much money your mother has, for example....or your dowager aunt.
No, it's not a scene from McHale's Navy. This is Mr. Kerry and some
college chums on vacation in the Baja Peninsula. Mr. Kerry remarked
later that they were very "common".
"Other symptoms include "adoptive chronic obsessive impulses". This means he would absorb a superior's own obsessions. For example, Mr. Kerry could be expected to hate President Bashar Al-Assad for his blue eyes even though Mr. Kerry has blues eyes too. However, Mr. Obama does not, obviously, and harbors a grudge toward the Syrian president. This issue will drive American foreign policy toward Syria."
Sensitive to Mr. Obama's hostility to blue eyes, Mr. Kerry sports
sunglasses whenever meeting his superior at the White House. "It would
help a lot if President Assad also wore glasses," said Mr. Kerry, in an
aside in Rome last week during the "Fiends of Syria Conference".
"The patient can be expected also to "adopt" other presidents' obsessions. Why a few days ago at a press conference, Mr. Kerry held a press conference with French foreign minister, Laurent Fabius. Mr. Fabius told him that Francois Hollande expressed an interest in Dr. Assad's beautiful wife, Asma, and resented having to sleep with some "German" hag and "that scaggy Segolene". Well, Mr. Kerry, agreed that Mrs. Assad would have to date Mr. Hollande and bear illegitimate children for him or the `terrorism must go on'."
"Also," continued Dr. Mussendenhier, "All people with Kerry's Syndrome are from New England and look exactly the same. It's the `Dead Ringer' element.
Wow! He was the Democratic Party front runner too. Is he Mr. Kerry's brother? It's all a part of that syndrome. Mr. Edmund Muskie seen here hamming it up and displaying Kerry's Syndrome.
In conclusion, it appears that Mr. Kerry's fight with his own eponymous syndrome may herald a new age in American diplomatic ineptitude and clumsiness. Only time will tell. ZAF
WHAT IS KERRY'S DISEASE OR SYNDROME?
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?
WHAT ARE THE CLINICAL SIGNS?
WHY IS IT INCURABLE?
WHAT KIND OF PERSON IS MOST LIKELY TO BE INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE?
WHY DO ALL NEW ENGLANDERS LOOK ALIKE?
All these questions, and more, will be answered in the discussion below. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Failure to pay close attention can lead to contracting Kerry's Disease.
After his dismal performance as Democratic nominee for president of the
United States in 2004 against the hopelessly befuddled but transplanted
fellow-New Englander, George W. Bush, you'd think Mr. John Kerry would
call it quits and retire to the dignified life of a man who married a
billionairess-widow and Catsup Queen. No. Having Kerry's Syndrome
means you can't do anything like normal people. It may be that his
unfortunate heiress-wife, Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz
(f/k/a Kerry) just doesn't want him around in an effort to distance him
away from Heinz family recipes, or, just maybe, she doesn't want to add
to her breast cancer woes with contamination by Kerry's Syndrome. Who
knows?
Like his insipid opponent, John Kerry is a New Englander who has odd
geographical pedigrees. Bush is from an old Connecticutian family which
managed to reinvent itself in Texas, hence, Mr. Bush's obviously fake
Texan drawl. And, just like Bush, Mr. Kerry managed to arrange his own
birth in Aurora, Colorado, at the Fitzsimmons Army Hospital for Wealthy
White Freaks.
His wife, Maria Teresa, true to her Heinz legacy, is of at least 57
varieties with the most recognizable being Portugese, French, German,
Italian, Mozambiquian, Nepalese, Egyptian, English, Maltese, Polynesian,
Inuit and, of course, Jewish. She was a Republican while married to
former super rich husband, John Heinz III, until his tragic helicopter
crash into a vat of pork and beans on April 4, 1991. (think: Adnan
Khairallah) Tragic for John, a windfall for Teresa. In any case, the
74 year old Mrs. Heinz-Kerry (like Hamlet's mother) didn't wait for the
funeral dinner to cool before she started courting the moose-jowled John
Kerry. She even changed her name from Heinz to Kerry during the 2004
election and registered herself as a Democrat until her husband botched
the election. After that she dumped her membership in the NDP and took
back her Heinz name.
John Kerry himself is no slouch when it comes to anomalies. He claims to have a B.A. in political science from Yale (GWB's alma mater), yet, he demonstrates consistent mutton-headedness in all matters political. And, he also claims he did two tours of duty in Vietnam as a naval officer - the second being in a swift boat in the Mekong Delta where, myth has it, he single-handedly saved the life of a wounded S.F. operative by pulling him out of danger amidst a fusillade of lead unleashed by those pesky Viet Cong. Patriot!! Sounds good for a run for office, right? But, it was puzzling how during the elections of 2004, Mr. Kerry did nothing to rebut accusations of fraud and fabrication by other swift boat veterans leaving many people with the impression his entire career in Vietnam was invented by Danny the Syrian. Leaving aside the Bronze and Silver Stars and the Combat V ("v" is for venal) he received for being the son of a wealthy, white, Catholic career foreign service officer, his three Purple Hearts had his supporters wondering if his injuries could have been treated with a tube of Unguentine and a bandage. At least Senator Bob Dole had an amputated arm to show for his military service - Mr. Kerry could only show us his patented jowly beagle frown
After losing the 2004 elections in a degrading defeat at the hands of an alcoholic, draft-dodging, inarticulate louse like George W. Bush, one would have to assume Mr. Kerry would just get out of everyone's hair and go back to a life of skiing and dilettantishness at his Idaho chateau....Not so lucky....Enter War Criminal Obama.
Not satisfied with the reprehensible record established by Mrs Clinton as Secretary of State, President Obama, looked around for the next best loser to appoint. Mrs. Clinton, who racked up more frequent flier miles while counting clouds and her husband's philanderings through the airplane window (remember she won SyrPer's 2012 Imelda Marcos Award!), would be a hard act to follow for someone as poorly designed for strategic thinking as Mr. Kerry. Our sources report Mr. Kerry has vowed to outstrip Mrs. Clinton's record for frequent flier miles but he promised he would not run for president in 2016.
Now he has announced his intent to give greater assistance in overthrowing the government of a sovereign nation in violation of every international law relevant to war crimes and crimes against humanity. Oh, he thinks he's so clever with the talk about "non-lethal" aid and all that other palaver. But everyone knows that he will look aside at Saudi Arabia's, Qatar's and Turkey's arming of the criminal terrorists in Al-Qaeda and the FSA while his so very smart "experts" teach the rodents how to use the weapons in training camps run by his American factotums in Jordan and Turkey. So, then, what is Kerry's Disease?
We asked Dr. Bruno Mussendenhier of the Freitag University School of Medicine and Aberrant Sciences about the signs and symptoms. Dr. Mussendenhier listed the following signs:
"The first is a look of confusion, bewilderment, really, accompanied by a dropping of the jaw and raising of both eyebrows when faced with a difficult question about people he views as inferior - people he was born to ignore.
The second is marriage to an older woman with great wealth - a woman capable of anything to advance her husband's career including changing her last name for a few months and joining a political party she finds abhorrent.
The third is concocting a fantasy built upon heroic accomplishments for the sake of flag and country. The syndrome really comes into full bloom the moment the patient is asked to explain the heroic acts and where they took place.
The fourth is corollary to the third: the patient accepts the fact that nobody believes him and goes on as though nothing happened.
The fifth is the sociopathology of the disease. The patient doesn't really care about any one's views of him because, in his mind, he is wealthy and beyond reproach. The patient practices betrayal and accepts it indifferently."
"What about the symptoms, Doctor.?"
"Oh, the patient will feel that superiority, of course, but often expresses an interest in how much money your mother has, for example....or your dowager aunt.
"Other symptoms include "adoptive chronic obsessive impulses". This means he would absorb a superior's own obsessions. For example, Mr. Kerry could be expected to hate President Bashar Al-Assad for his blue eyes even though Mr. Kerry has blues eyes too. However, Mr. Obama does not, obviously, and harbors a grudge toward the Syrian president. This issue will drive American foreign policy toward Syria."
"The patient can be expected also to "adopt" other presidents' obsessions. Why a few days ago at a press conference, Mr. Kerry held a press conference with French foreign minister, Laurent Fabius. Mr. Fabius told him that Francois Hollande expressed an interest in Dr. Assad's beautiful wife, Asma, and resented having to sleep with some "German" hag and "that scaggy Segolene". Well, Mr. Kerry, agreed that Mrs. Assad would have to date Mr. Hollande and bear illegitimate children for him or the `terrorism must go on'."
"Also," continued Dr. Mussendenhier, "All people with Kerry's Syndrome are from New England and look exactly the same. It's the `Dead Ringer' element.
In conclusion, it appears that Mr. Kerry's fight with his own eponymous syndrome may herald a new age in American diplomatic ineptitude and clumsiness. Only time will tell. ZAF
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Dead Syrian Terrorists
WHORING FOR ALLAH! ONLY SYRPER BRINGS YOU THE KINKY FACTS FROM AN
OTHERWISE STAID WORLD OF PROPRIETY AND ETIQUETTE. TUNISIA DOES IT AGAIN
WITH A BEVY OF PROSTITUTES SENT TO SYRIA TO ALLEVIATE THE PRESSURES OF
BEING A RAT TERRORIST FOR AN ALLAH WHO COULD NOT POSSIBLY ABIDE MURDER
AND MAYHEM. HERE SHE IS:
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Tunisian Jihadist recruiters obtained a "fatwa" from fathead rat-cleric Muhammad Al-Ureifi and started sending 16 year-old girls like, Rahma, to Syria in an effort to relieve "physical" pressures on the criminal terrorist hyenas. She was found by Syrian security agents and has been sent back to her family in Tunisia. She left by way of the Aleppo International Airport which is firmly in the hands of our government. We don't think she'll fall again for the old line: "Join Al-Qaeda and See the World". Thank you, Obama, you're still the biggest boss-pimp around.
Fighting around the airports has decreased considerably and the new American promise of more involvement is just a response to the bad news President Cream 'O Wheat is getting at the WH. Here are more names of dead criminal rats for the war criminal president. These are from Hanano:
Hanano:
Fakhri Ahmad Al-Aneed
Safwan Muhammad
Haitham Al-Qadhi
Oussama Abdul-Baaqi
Mahmoud Ali Silwaani
Tarif Makhzoumi
Adib Ali Al-Wari'
Ghaaleb Asseel
Umar Jihad Qabbani
Murhif Adib Ne'meh
20 others are not identified. Wael writes that 6 were Turks.
DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING SOHR IS SAYING ABOUT FIGHTING IN ALEPPO. RAMI ABDUL-RAHMAN, LAST YEAR'S NOMINEE FOR LIAR OF THE YEAR, IS RECEIVING HIS NOTES FROM BRITISH SPIN-MASTERS IN INCIRLIK. HE IS TRYING TO RAISE THE MORALE OF THE DEFEATED TERRORISTS WITH IMPOSSIBLE REPORTS OF "HEAVY FIGHTING AROUND THE UMAYYAD MOSQUE". THE MOSQUE WAS MADE RAT-FREE WEEKS AGO.
HOMS:
Talbiseh: In rural Homs, after annihilating the terrorist lizard presence, SAA discovered that the reptiles had in their possession missiles for an American-made FGM 77 anti-tank launcher also called the M47 Dragon.
How could they get those, you ask? Obama promised only non-lethal aid. "It was Qatar. It was Prince Fatso!", screams Robert Ford. "Sure."
And here is what the contraption looks like:
At Za'faraaniya, we confirm the deaths of 66 terrorist rats. The list is not complete:
Mustafa Ali Qudsi
Alaa Al-Alawi
Muhammad Qarraabeen
Muhammad Sa'id Sattouf
Ayman Hussein Abu-Nuwwaara
Samih Mahmoud Ubeid
Abdallah Hatem Al-Khaled
Udayy Kamal Ibrahim
Mahmoud ________ (id pending)
Ramez Talal Al-Umari
Kifaah Muhammad Al-Maqit
Hussein Muhammad Samhat
Ali Ahmad Abu-Khaddouj
Saleh Abdul-Aal Qatani (Qutuni?)
Maazen Mahmoud Dawleh
Abdul-Rahman Aamer Ali Suweid
Hafez Ma'rouf Ba'albaki
Ali Shadid
Abdul-Qaader Muhammad Dayri
Tammam Ahmad Al-Homsi
Wadi' Hassan Karim
Another 30 have not been identified because of no documents. The rest were still being organized and classified.
But at Khalidiyya, the once-hoped-for hold-out suburb that meant to so much to the French imbeciles in Lebanon, SAA finds more tunnels. Al-Manar t.v. in Lebanon sent its reporter, Samar Hatem, to document the find.
Where do rats love to live? You guessed it right. The Caliph Umar
Ibn Al-Khattab once said famously that good warriors had to learn to
fight "in the earth". I don't think this is what he meant.
IDLIB: SyrPer told you months ago that there would be a major push to clear Idlib Governorate of all rat infestations. While the campaign has not reached the expected level, even the rodent leadership in Amman, Jordan has admitted to "substantial" reversals for the rat rank-and-file. At Binnish, yesterday, we can report with full confidence that the GS counted the bodies of over 103 rodents. These were not civilians. All had lethal weapons in their possession.
The Binnish operation was a combination of air power, artillery and infantry follow-up. According to Aslan, in Gaziantep yesterday, the SAF flew five sorties which were followed by an "earthquake of artillery" which could be heard across the border in Turkey. Wael says most artillery was from tanks belonging to the Third Army Corps. Of the 103 miserable scum-rat-pests, we have these names.
Mukhtar Ali Al-Khiyami
Tareq Sa'id Ma'louf
Ali Marwan Al-Ali
Hussein Jamil Tarraf
Naader Muhammad Mukhbaat
Muhammad Dawood Al-Uroob
Ali Ahmad Kayyali
Saaber Muhammad Taghlibi
Ali Jihad Al-Kawwaa
Sadreddine Ali Mustafa
Khairi Anis Ma'bara
Lutfallah Touman
Ahmad Badreddine Zein
Zein-Al-Aabidine Hassan Ali Abdul-Rahman
Misbaah Ali Doumat
Abdallah Majid Al-Khayl
Ragheb Sa'oud Al-Laziz
Arfaan Ahmad Sirhan
Sareeh Muhammad Kallas
Aamer Muhammad Alwaan
Ali Mseitbeh
Jihad Qaasi Labban
"Abu-Al-Futooh" (ID pending. Identifed by warbler)
Abdul-Karim Al-Bidaani
Mahmoud Talal Al-Faseeh
Thamer Abdul-Rahman Umran
Sa'id Ahmad Mamdouh Al-Ahmad
Radhwaan Ali Jawbari
Husaam-Al-Dine Muhammad Darwish
Muhammad Mas'oud Wannous
Saaber Karim Abdul-Jabbar
Saadeq Ammar Al-Fawwal
Rafeeq Hassan Eido
Khaled Adib Abbara
Nadim Abdul-Sattar Al-Rassam
Many bodies, according to Wael, were in terrible condition with ids scattered around the area of battle. Some of the bodies may never be identified. Facial features of some indicate possible Chechen origin.
AT SARAQEB WE CAN CONFIRM THE DEATHS OF 140 RATS. THESE FIGURES ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE GS AND BASED ON AN ACTUAL HEAD COUNT. GS HAS NOT RELEASED THE NAMES OF THE RODENTS YET. THIS WAS A RECENT EVENT AND SUPERVISORY PERSONNEL APPARENTLY HAVE TO AUTHORIZE ANY DISCLOSURES. WE WILL TRY TO GET YOU THE NAMES.
At Ain Quray' , Wadi Dhaif and Al-Hamidiyya in Idlib, 24 rats were annihilated by the Orkin Man. Here are their names:
Murad Sa'adallah Fouad
Muhammad Rashid Mahmoud
Abdul-Rahim Ali Jbeili
Mahmoud Qassem Al-Farran
Ali Sabahi
Ahmad Jannaati
Rab'ii Mahmoud Atweh
Ghassan Ziyad Nahlaawi
Milhim Hassan-Ali
Sa'oud Yazeed Dhafer Al-Shaghri
Amjad Khayreddine
Ni'meh Muhammad Naaseri
Samir Ammar
Shibli Ahmad Aazaar
Ali Mahmoud Taraawiya
Ihsaan Ali Karnaz
Maher Khalil Ammash
The rest were foreigners with no identification. They will be cremated and their ashes fed to the four winds.
A pro-rodent website published a video purporting to show a Russian passport on the grounds of a building in Aleppo. It turned out to be in Armenian. Enjoy this self-flagellation at your leisure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Cs6zY3ynQ
LATAKIA: It's about over. Efforts by NATO to swing action away from Idlib to Latakia Province were a military disaster. The number of rodents killed in Latakia over the last two weeks exceeds 3,000. I wish I could get all the names. Wael says over half were foreigners.
DAMASCUS:
At Zabadani, the Syrian army and militia belonging to the "Rajiha Brigades" crushed a unit of rodents from the "Liwaa' Al-Tawhid", a sub-franchise of Al-Qa'ida. Monzer did not contact me today so I don't have a list of carcasses. His wife told me he would send the list later. He is now in Der'ah.
RAHMA ATIYYA
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Tunisian Jihadist recruiters obtained a "fatwa" from fathead rat-cleric Muhammad Al-Ureifi and started sending 16 year-old girls like, Rahma, to Syria in an effort to relieve "physical" pressures on the criminal terrorist hyenas. She was found by Syrian security agents and has been sent back to her family in Tunisia. She left by way of the Aleppo International Airport which is firmly in the hands of our government. We don't think she'll fall again for the old line: "Join Al-Qaeda and See the World". Thank you, Obama, you're still the biggest boss-pimp around.
Fighting around the airports has decreased considerably and the new American promise of more involvement is just a response to the bad news President Cream 'O Wheat is getting at the WH. Here are more names of dead criminal rats for the war criminal president. These are from Hanano:
Hanano:
Fakhri Ahmad Al-Aneed
Safwan Muhammad
Haitham Al-Qadhi
Oussama Abdul-Baaqi
Mahmoud Ali Silwaani
Tarif Makhzoumi
Adib Ali Al-Wari'
Ghaaleb Asseel
Umar Jihad Qabbani
Murhif Adib Ne'meh
20 others are not identified. Wael writes that 6 were Turks.
DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING SOHR IS SAYING ABOUT FIGHTING IN ALEPPO. RAMI ABDUL-RAHMAN, LAST YEAR'S NOMINEE FOR LIAR OF THE YEAR, IS RECEIVING HIS NOTES FROM BRITISH SPIN-MASTERS IN INCIRLIK. HE IS TRYING TO RAISE THE MORALE OF THE DEFEATED TERRORISTS WITH IMPOSSIBLE REPORTS OF "HEAVY FIGHTING AROUND THE UMAYYAD MOSQUE". THE MOSQUE WAS MADE RAT-FREE WEEKS AGO.
HOMS:
Talbiseh: In rural Homs, after annihilating the terrorist lizard presence, SAA discovered that the reptiles had in their possession missiles for an American-made FGM 77 anti-tank launcher also called the M47 Dragon.
How could they get those, you ask? Obama promised only non-lethal aid. "It was Qatar. It was Prince Fatso!", screams Robert Ford. "Sure."
Here is a photo of the Dragon missile found by the SAA in Talbiseh
And here is what the contraption looks like:
At Za'faraaniya, we confirm the deaths of 66 terrorist rats. The list is not complete:
Mustafa Ali Qudsi
Alaa Al-Alawi
Muhammad Qarraabeen
Muhammad Sa'id Sattouf
Ayman Hussein Abu-Nuwwaara
Samih Mahmoud Ubeid
Abdallah Hatem Al-Khaled
Udayy Kamal Ibrahim
Mahmoud ________ (id pending)
Ramez Talal Al-Umari
Kifaah Muhammad Al-Maqit
Hussein Muhammad Samhat
Ali Ahmad Abu-Khaddouj
Saleh Abdul-Aal Qatani (Qutuni?)
Maazen Mahmoud Dawleh
Abdul-Rahman Aamer Ali Suweid
Hafez Ma'rouf Ba'albaki
Ali Shadid
Abdul-Qaader Muhammad Dayri
Tammam Ahmad Al-Homsi
Wadi' Hassan Karim
Another 30 have not been identified because of no documents. The rest were still being organized and classified.
But at Khalidiyya, the once-hoped-for hold-out suburb that meant to so much to the French imbeciles in Lebanon, SAA finds more tunnels. Al-Manar t.v. in Lebanon sent its reporter, Samar Hatem, to document the find.
IDLIB: SyrPer told you months ago that there would be a major push to clear Idlib Governorate of all rat infestations. While the campaign has not reached the expected level, even the rodent leadership in Amman, Jordan has admitted to "substantial" reversals for the rat rank-and-file. At Binnish, yesterday, we can report with full confidence that the GS counted the bodies of over 103 rodents. These were not civilians. All had lethal weapons in their possession.
The Binnish operation was a combination of air power, artillery and infantry follow-up. According to Aslan, in Gaziantep yesterday, the SAF flew five sorties which were followed by an "earthquake of artillery" which could be heard across the border in Turkey. Wael says most artillery was from tanks belonging to the Third Army Corps. Of the 103 miserable scum-rat-pests, we have these names.
Mukhtar Ali Al-Khiyami
Tareq Sa'id Ma'louf
Ali Marwan Al-Ali
Hussein Jamil Tarraf
Naader Muhammad Mukhbaat
Muhammad Dawood Al-Uroob
Ali Ahmad Kayyali
Saaber Muhammad Taghlibi
Ali Jihad Al-Kawwaa
Sadreddine Ali Mustafa
Khairi Anis Ma'bara
Lutfallah Touman
Ahmad Badreddine Zein
Zein-Al-Aabidine Hassan Ali Abdul-Rahman
Misbaah Ali Doumat
Abdallah Majid Al-Khayl
Ragheb Sa'oud Al-Laziz
Arfaan Ahmad Sirhan
Sareeh Muhammad Kallas
Aamer Muhammad Alwaan
Ali Mseitbeh
Jihad Qaasi Labban
"Abu-Al-Futooh" (ID pending. Identifed by warbler)
Abdul-Karim Al-Bidaani
Mahmoud Talal Al-Faseeh
Thamer Abdul-Rahman Umran
Sa'id Ahmad Mamdouh Al-Ahmad
Radhwaan Ali Jawbari
Husaam-Al-Dine Muhammad Darwish
Muhammad Mas'oud Wannous
Saaber Karim Abdul-Jabbar
Saadeq Ammar Al-Fawwal
Rafeeq Hassan Eido
Khaled Adib Abbara
Nadim Abdul-Sattar Al-Rassam
Many bodies, according to Wael, were in terrible condition with ids scattered around the area of battle. Some of the bodies may never be identified. Facial features of some indicate possible Chechen origin.
AT SARAQEB WE CAN CONFIRM THE DEATHS OF 140 RATS. THESE FIGURES ARE STRAIGHT FROM THE GS AND BASED ON AN ACTUAL HEAD COUNT. GS HAS NOT RELEASED THE NAMES OF THE RODENTS YET. THIS WAS A RECENT EVENT AND SUPERVISORY PERSONNEL APPARENTLY HAVE TO AUTHORIZE ANY DISCLOSURES. WE WILL TRY TO GET YOU THE NAMES.
At Ain Quray' , Wadi Dhaif and Al-Hamidiyya in Idlib, 24 rats were annihilated by the Orkin Man. Here are their names:
Murad Sa'adallah Fouad
Muhammad Rashid Mahmoud
Abdul-Rahim Ali Jbeili
Mahmoud Qassem Al-Farran
Ali Sabahi
Ahmad Jannaati
Rab'ii Mahmoud Atweh
Ghassan Ziyad Nahlaawi
Milhim Hassan-Ali
Sa'oud Yazeed Dhafer Al-Shaghri
Amjad Khayreddine
Ni'meh Muhammad Naaseri
Samir Ammar
Shibli Ahmad Aazaar
Ali Mahmoud Taraawiya
Ihsaan Ali Karnaz
Maher Khalil Ammash
The rest were foreigners with no identification. They will be cremated and their ashes fed to the four winds.
A pro-rodent website published a video purporting to show a Russian passport on the grounds of a building in Aleppo. It turned out to be in Armenian. Enjoy this self-flagellation at your leisure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Cs6zY3ynQ
LATAKIA: It's about over. Efforts by NATO to swing action away from Idlib to Latakia Province were a military disaster. The number of rodents killed in Latakia over the last two weeks exceeds 3,000. I wish I could get all the names. Wael says over half were foreigners.
DAMASCUS:
At Zabadani, the Syrian army and militia belonging to the "Rajiha Brigades" crushed a unit of rodents from the "Liwaa' Al-Tawhid", a sub-franchise of Al-Qa'ida. Monzer did not contact me today so I don't have a list of carcasses. His wife told me he would send the list later. He is now in Der'ah.
Syrian Rebels Day In Court
RAT LOVERS! SAD DAY FOR YOU. THE HERO OF THE FAKE MUSLIM MOVEMENT, MAHER AL-MAYHOOB, (AKA ABU MUS'AB AL-TUNISI) IS NOW A PART OF TISHRIN UNIVERSITY'S ANATOMY CLASS. THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THIS TUNISIAN SCOUNDREL WAS KILLED YESTERDAY WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE. Al-Mayhoob got his training from the NATO terrorist-enablers in Libya and never dropped his subscription. He was considered "expert" in making bombs and firing a PKC machine gun. But he wasn't very smart. So sad. Poor rat. Our condolences go out to his rodent family.
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